Kid Demotivational Poster
GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?
Kiddie Creativity -
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
KIDS THESE DAYS -
HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.
PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"
GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -
A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - some of us have had more than others
FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
THE LEG - SWEEP IT -
ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.
1st Impressions -
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!
DON’T MAKE ME ANGRY - You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry
HEY KID -
STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?
KIDS - Say the darndest things
GOLF - You're doing it right!
BEFORE PARENTS CARED - Violence in the games kids played was never an issue.
HAPPINESS - Comes In The Form Of An Automatic Shotgun
LITTLE CHUCK NORRIS -
STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.
BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.
KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment
THE TALK - Make sure your kid is getting proper spelling education
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.
... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY
PARENTING SKILLS -
HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.
KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...
BREASTFEEDING ROCKS -
THE CRAB APPLE TREE -
PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives
SPOILED BRATS - the result of banning child abuse
A CHILD'S DREAMS -
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!
DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...
I SHALL NAME YOU - Pepe
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.
NURTURE VS. NATURE - Agdaniele Was Clearly Doomed Regardless
DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!
FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise
KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime
PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)
BIRTH CONTROL -
FEELING IS BELIEVING -
GRATE WIPES -
FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends
FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.
TIME FLIES - When you're having rum
ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.
SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one
REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -
KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there
FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.
BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper
I LOVE KIDS -
THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.
VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.
THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".
PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation
MICHAEL JACKSON -
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET -
ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -
Dear Math -
INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.
EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -
ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …
SAY HELLO - to my little friend!
SCENE KIDS -
DAYCARE - You Get What You Pay For
PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!
YOUNG CELEBS -
PATRIOT - she supports the troops
NO REFUNDS -
TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.
ROFLMAO - The Girl's Last Name is COLLINS...
SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!
PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.
DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!
PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper
E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?
SAFE KIDS -
PARENTING SKILLS -
HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"
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