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Kid Demotivational Poster

GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

Kiddie Creativity -

TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am

HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.

TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the ****roach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
La Cucaracha - it's about a ****roach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm
yeah...I know what you mean

PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!

CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - some of us have had more than others

TAGS: obese kid
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by bgeiser

Oiler - January 27, 2013, 11:02 pm
I love riding my bike...noone even notices when I let a fart go.

FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?

TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.44/5

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RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!

WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"

TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm

BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.

TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motinet

jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Cobra Kai!

ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...

AWESOMENESS - There are signs

DON’T MAKE ME ANGRY - You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

TAGS: angry kid hulk
Rating: 4.94/5

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TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm

STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!

TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?

KIDS - Say the darndest things

TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!

GOLF - You're doing it right!

TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jeff X

Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha f***a... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm
Isn't that Kid Rock?

STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?


HAPPINESS - Comes In The Form Of An Automatic Shotgun

TAGS: gun kid
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

crazzyd77 - December 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
Now tell him he can't go out to play!
rerun - December 2, 2010, 7:10 pm

underwear, Hanes if he has been really good.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 7:08 pm
that means socks, doesn't it?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:53 pm

too bad you are Jewish......
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
I want one for christmas!
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 5:11 pm
This is much better

STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.

TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !

BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.

TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by composidore

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)

BEFORE PARENTS CARED - Violence in the games kids played was never an issue.

TAGS: kids games
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
Thanks for the comments, glad it caught your attention.
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 7:15 am
Sure beats KICK THE CAN, MP.
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:18 pm
Is that a childhood ph**o of Alice Cooper?
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:42 pm
Heehee, I bet his name was Timmy. 5L

KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment

TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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THE TALK - Make sure your kid is getting proper spelling education

TAGS: thetalk kids
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

ShounenSuki - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
So~ what does spelling education have to do with the image?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:27 am
Search in the forums you'll find some helpful tips.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:26 am
I think I already voted on this poster, but can't put my finger to how much I gave, however, reading jammy's comment he makes a very good point, try checking out a few threads on how to make a better demotivational poster, I have no idea, but if you
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:47 pm
It's the noob effect, can you feel it? hopefully I'll get past these little things very soon!
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:30 pm
Nice poster RD... I'd say the only problem with it is that when you take a step back and look at it are you really adding anything to an already funny image? I gave this 4L after my first read but going over it I'd probably change my mind.


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.58/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.

KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...

TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


TAGS: chuck norris kid
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by mrghostwalker

agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:13 pm
Ok.... so now we know the tactic of a certain user.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm

I recall not approving it as well.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
I recall not approving this.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:10 pm

nope, but that would explain the confusion
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
Hmmm- I tried posting it last week and it never took. I wondered where it went! I guess I wasn't logged in. Do you recall what name I posted it under?
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:04 pm

that said, I know I saw this submitted earlier, did you submit this under another name?
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
forseti,I only post my own creations.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:12 pm
Yo ghostwalker. I like it. But if I get rerun right, you aren't the real creator. So try to make some posters of your own to earn your own credits!
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:30 pm
"one time Chuck norris sucked a ***k (insert pic of chuck with a face full of baby gravy) ... silly ***k."
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
Didn't make me laugh. Let the Chuck Norris thing die already! It's outdated even for an internet fad. You could take this line and replace the words Truck driver and honked with almost anything, its a generic joke. One time Chuck fell in a ditch...silly
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:19 pm

Interesting. I rejected this exact same poster last week. Submitted by a different user....interesting
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 5:36 pm

how did a chuck norris make it in? oh...i see...its funny.....n1
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
All i can say is FUKC CHUCK, but this made me actually laugh. 5L MGW.


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

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ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm


TAGS: live for kids in arizona
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!

PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives

TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!

SPOILED BRATS - the result of banning child abuse

TAGS: kids
Rating: 3.8/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
happyness is BEATING THE **** OUT OF A brat, and having the common sense of knowing not to teach them to use the phone .
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:19 pm
The result of the understand that you are responsible for their happiness.


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!

TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times

DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...


TAGS: military desert kid pepe
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by sookie

LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:25 pm
"When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins"...I think that's a haikuuuuuuuu Mooooooooo.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 3:30 pm
Round here yes, but over there I think I might brew up some trouble
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:36 pm
KFD is the on;y "Havoc" around here...right Davey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:35 pm
When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins....does that rhyme?.....I guess not...I still don't care.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 1:07 pm
Im pretty sure I'll be able to raise some havoc though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:57 pm
yeah, They might have fresh goats there!!!!! (you'll never live that one down Hammy)
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 12:54 pm
I'd like that pm too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:37 pm
Could I get a pm on the site name? I would like to "screw them" as well. In my own special way.
motinet - November 17, 2010, 12:10 pm

Yeah, and they ripped off the idea for this entire site. They also rip off our posters and refuse to remove them, so screw them.
prochee - November 14, 2010, 4:39 pm
This is a rip-off from another site! I see people banned here for this, let's hope the standards apply to everyone...


TAGS: abortion awesome kid dead
Rating: 3.45/5

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corbett06 - September 13, 2009, 9:38 pm
would be a better pic if the vehicle wasn't in park
Mark - February 26, 2009, 3:05 pm
Here's the punch line...Scorpio7 was retro-actively aborted by MotiFake. Bye Bye, too bad, so sad, sux to be you.
u suck - February 22, 2009, 3:22 am
u ruined it
Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 7:35 am
Prevention is even better than abortion. Can YOU say, "Bilateral Vasectomy?"

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.

NURTURE VS. NATURE - Agdaniele Was Clearly Doomed Regardless

TAGS: agdaniele fail scene kid
Rating: 1.76/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:57 pm

DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!

FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise

TAGS: bear eats kid
Rating: 4.24/5

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house - June 17, 2011, 9:03 am
thx V. similar to yours in 136111
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:13 am
Cool pic..

KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime

TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.

PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations



TAGS: skid marks
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:11 am
Holy ****! See what I did there ?

FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends

TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

TIME FLIES - When you're having rum

ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.

TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.

SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one

TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.

KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there

TAGS: shark jaws kid
Rating: 3.47/5

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FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.


TAGS: silly kid
Rating: 4.52/5

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rerun - June 7, 2013, 8:30 pm

this one too

BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper

TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!


TAGS: gacy clown kids
Rating: 4.18/5

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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
John Wayne Gacy - A true philanthropist LOL
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
Whoa, this sets a new standard for bad taste. I tried not to laugh, then remembered I am likely going to Hell anyway, so what's to lose? 5 totally wrong lions.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:34 am
Oh yeah. That's the stuff. 5L

THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.

VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.

TAGS: vigilance kid clown circus
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - July 22, 2011, 1:57 am
try to not just repeat the picture.

THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".

PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation

TAGS: parents kids
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:52 am
1L for this, then.
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
my dad taught me how to shoot when i was young. It does teach responsibility. You are responsible for all firearms in the room if no one else knows **** about guns. that was my lesson. exact words
passersby - August 29, 2009, 11:33 am
It's an EOTech not an Aimpoint.
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
GySgt .. GOOD EYE Dude! ;-)
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
5 here from the Peanut Gallery. Both my children have been trained in how to handle firearms. AND, they are really good sh**s! :-)
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sure she can. Simple as pie. Her parents installed an "Aimpoint" on the rail. Very thoughtful.
Token - April 15, 2009, 5:17 pm
she's probably not even capable of aiming it.....


TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

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la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.


TAGS: kids out of luck
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 9:54 pm
You should post this one to Stupid Humans site also..


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.41/5

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greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)

Dear Math -

TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:01 pm
Liberalism in action. Conservatives help their children's dreams come true by teaching hard work and perseverance. Even when the conservative's child does not reach his dream he gets far more out of life than a liberal's child.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:24 pm
But hey! I have no hope for the future! So that's 1 out of 3 so far!
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
without anyone caring, I meant to say.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
When I was a kid, and adults said "what do you want to be when you grow up", I would say "I want to have a dead end job with no hope for the future and then die alone without." I have not lived up to the first part, since no one ever gave me a job.
Zeul - September 4, 2015, 7:51 pm
Effd up !!!

INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …

SAY HELLO - to my little friend!


DAYCARE - You Get What You Pay For

PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic

PATRIOT - she supports the troops

TAGS: kids guns funny military
Rating: 2.73/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:41 am
Yeah But on WHICH Side

hangovers -

TAGS: kids
Rating: 4.92/5

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concern3 - May 8, 2015, 4:22 am
funny a 5er
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:40 am
ROTFL!!!!! How did they get that toddler to stand still that long?!! 5 L


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive ***e on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)

TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.

TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you

ROFLMAO - The Girl's Last Name is COLLINS...

TAGS: name kid fail
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I got a good chuckle out of it. 5L

SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!

DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!

PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper

TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun

E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this ph**o was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and b***ons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.

HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"

BAD KIDS - This is what happens when Daddy doesn't do as I say!

TAGS: bad kids
Rating: 4.33/5

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ashyknees13 - July 24, 2010, 2:57 pm
Thank you
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

oh come one...this is really funny. 5L from the noob, nice 1

PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.